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The perfect greeting card for a family of three or for a couple with a little one on the way! This card measures 5x7" and is blank inside so that you can write your own message to that special someone. Each card comes with a white envelope. FYI: I can write custom greetings in the cards and mail them for you for a nominal fee! Just provide a note at checkout of what you'd like me to write! -
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This holiday season, give your loved ones the gift they’re guaranteed to love... Dick. Ghost Dick, that is! The 2026 Dick Pics Calendar is here and features enough art to satisfy even the most voracious Dick lovers! Measuring 7x9" and featuring two free activity pages and a QR code to an online PDF of "Dick Or Treat"! -
Dive into foamy luxury with the newly formulated GHOST DICK bath bar! Available in a variety of delicious scents and featuring an ergonomic design specially suited to reach all those nooks and crannies,* this bath soap will leave your skin feeling fresh and invigorated! *FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY. Seriously, don’t even think about it.
